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 Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:05 am Post subject: Is encrusted crap the human condition? |
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was scrubbing my butt in the shower, the way all well-trained adults
do. i thought i had wiped my ass satisfactorily earlier in the day
during a good, dry bowel movement, the kind unlikely to streak your
underwear and smear your anus. but i broke off a small yet tangible
dingleberry in the shower!
i did not look down to inspect it, though i know certain morbid types
narcissistically like to view their own excreta. it makes me wonder
whether others know this frustration -- you wipe as best as you can
and are still betrayed by a dingleberry. making you realize that when
you launder, your drawers will bear the mark of Cain. |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:04 am Post subject: Re: Is encrusted crap the human condition? |
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was scrubbing my butt in the shower, the way all well-trained adults
do. i thought i had wiped my ass satisfactorily earlier in the day
during a good, dry bowel movement, the kind unlikely to streak your
underwear and smear your anus. but i broke off a small yet tangible
dingleberry in the shower!
i did not look down to inspect it, though i know certain morbid types
narcissistically like to view their own excreta. it makes me wonder
whether others know this frustration -- you wipe as best as you can
and are still betrayed by a dingleberry. making you realize that when
you launder, your drawers will bear the mark of Cain.
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| Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:19 am Post subject: Re: Is encrusted crap the human condition? |
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was scrubbing my butt in the shower, the way all well-trained adults
do. i thought i had wiped my ass satisfactorily earlier in the day
during a good, dry bowel movement, the kind unlikely to streak your
underwear and smear your anus. but i broke off a small yet tangible
dingleberry in the shower!
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